HOA Hires Taser Wielding Guards for 3AM Eviction

HOAs and Condominium corporations when dealing with delinquent fees, and after following the correct steps, can foreclose on the property to recoup outstanding amounts. In foreclosing, sometimes you need to evict the owners or tenants.

Apparently, for the Jasime  Homeowners Association, California, simply knocking on the front door during daylight hours, and communicating the need for eviction isn’t their chosen approach. Instead they hired a security company to perform a 3am raid on the tenants.

After the guards entered the premises, awoke everyone, forced them into the street in underwear and then ransacked their stuff, the tenants had an opportunity to show lease and utility payments. This proved that the tenants were actually renters (with rights) vs. what the HOA claimed – squatters. With the new information, the guards allowed the tenants back into their homes.

The tenants are suing the HOA (and it seems rightly from the report) for a variety of charges. I would have to say that all this could have been avoided if the HOA had made sure that clear, and proper, notification of eviction had been given. Say, during daylight hours.

The best part, one of the security guards hired is quoted as saying:

between you, me and the lamppost, the homeowners’ association is over-zealous.

Really? Over-Zealous. Say it isn’t so!

TD Canada Trust Condo Poll Results – Owners Confuse Fees with Rent

TD Canada Trust’s annual Condo Poll results have been released for 2012, and there are some interesting findings in the four releases they have published:

• Canadians don’t mind paying for the perks of condo living (link)
• Maintenance-free living but can Calgarians really relax in their condos? (link)
• Torontonians worry about affording their mortgage – but many don’t mind paying for the perks of condo living (link)
• More affordable than a house: Condos seen as an attractive option in Vancouver’s expensive real estate market (link)

The interesting point for me

More than one-quarter (28%) of Vancouver condo dwellers say that their monthly strata fees make it feel like they are still paying rent, so they are saving up to buy a home without set monthly maintenance fees.

Condo, Strata, and HOA fees are not rent, but the monthly payments required to maintain the property that you have purchased. There is no concept of profit with monthly condominium fees unlike rent. The collection of monthly condominium fees is based off of a budget that is designed to be as close to actual cost as can be forecasted.

There is another focus about paying maintenance vs. paying rent. With rent – you have an owner that looks to maximize revenue and that usually includes significant controls on expenditure. Every penny provided to update or maintain the property is an out of pocket cost for a landlord.

With condominiums, you are paying (usually, unless the board is unusual) for proactive and ongoing maintenance and work designed to maintain the common property and the corporation. While owners may not like paying fees (35% of poll respondents want fees $200/month or less, 44% are ok with fees up to $400/month, and 17% with fees up to $800/month), they should realize that instead of lining the pockets of a landlord they are lining their own pockets by maintaining the condominium corporation.

I hope that helps understanding the difference between rent and condominium fees.

Safe Deposit Boxes Sold As Condominiums

I have already blogged about the use of condominium designation for storage facilities (here, and here for super luxury) – so it seems a natural evolution to offer really really tiny storage. SafeBox Condominium Vaults (Parallax Investment Corporation is the developer) will be opening up the first (world wide) condoized safe deposit box facility in Toronto, with further development in most large cities across Canada.

On a square foot basis, the units go for either $2160/sq. foot (for 3” ceilings), or $3300/sq. foot for the luxury 8” ceilings.

I’m all thinking this is a phenomenal idea, until I checked out their website and see they are marketing the purchase as “the ability to own a prime piece of real estate at an affordable price.” This is not an investment opportunity, this is a different way to manage and secure valuables. That the company is even marketing 1.67 sq. foot condos as a real estate play is not only inexcusable, it makes that plan feel a little scammy to me. Now I’ve got a little of that “buyer beware feeling.”

HOA vs. Kangaroo – HOA Avoids Bad Press and Possible Suit

The Estates of Legends Ranch, Texas, HOA has jumped back from their decision to oust a kangaroo from the association. The six month old kangaroo named Mike resides with Jeni and Nick Dreis, and their daughter Kayla.

When the HOA found out the kangaroo resided with the family, they issued a demand letter for the animal’s removal. Kangaroos, it seems, are not deemed household animals. As such, they’re not allowed in the HOA.

The HOA relented though, and has allowed the animal to exist at the Dreis residence till the Texas Downs, a special needs education and enrichment facility utilizing a wildlife park and organic farm, is completed (estimated mid 2012).

Honestly, the HOA didn’t have much of a choice. The Texas Downs is founded by the Dreis, and Kayla has Down syndrome. The kangaroo is expected to be transferred to the wildlife park when it becomes habitable for the creature, and in the meantime acts as a companion pet for Kayla.

A simple search on “HOA Kangaroo Dreis” will return 149,000 results – and you can read the massive amount of attention this issue has received. The utter cuteness overload of Kayla and the kangaroo would have been a public relations nightmare if the HOA insisted on enforcing the bylaws (stating the kangaroo isn’t a household pet). The Dreis could have also filed a civil rights suit, as the kangaroo may fit under the Americans with Disabilities Act – which defines a service animal as (and the underline is theirs):

The ADA defines a service animal as any guide dog, signal dog, or other animal individually trained to provide assistance to an individual with a disability. If they meet this definition, animals are considered service animals under the ADA regardless of whether they have been licensed or certified by a state or local government.

I’m personally ecstatic that the HOA has relented on its booting of the kangaroo, and has accepted its bouncy lifestyle until it transfers to the wildlife park. Beyond the public relations issue, it’s OK (really, more than OK) for HOAs to realize that the concept of community is important in an association. That home is more than a house people huddle in, away from their neighbours. It’s a place to form relationships, friendships, and show some decent basic humanity to your fellow neighbours.

The Estates of Legends Ranch has put a great foot forward with their support of the kangaroo. They are to be commended.

Jesus Discovered Under Condominium Patio

Does star power increase the value of a condominium – if so some lucky owners have hit the money manna jackpot!

James D. Tabor and Simcha Jacobovici have claimed that inscriptions on ossuaries (boxes containing the remains of the dead), buried in tombs under a modern condominium complex (and yes, one is under a patio) in Jerusalem indicate the remains are of Jesus.

This is definitely one way to resurrect a flailing condominium market.

HOA Uses Community Consultation for Peacock Resolution

Just five days ago I chastised Larry Evans and the Fairfield Plantation for unilaterally slaughtering an established beaver colony, and then posting dead beaver mug-shots on their website.

In comparison, I give a tip of the hat and kudos to the Boynton Beach Florida HOA Fox Follow Housing Association. Dealing with issues of a 400 strong peacock flock, the HOA set out a survey to their members soliciting feedback how the HOA should deal with the birds.

With community feedback, which the video indicates 52% of the residents were in favor of some version of keeping them, the HOA has created a great plan moving forward.

Working with residents and almost a score of humane groups – including the Humane Society – they will relocate about 150 of the peacocks. The reduced flock should (1) retain the value in the community for having the birds and (2) reduce the impact – noise, droppings, and other related nuisances – that 400 (!!!) of the birds bring with them.

No mass slaughter, the residents are participating in both the decision and in the resolution of the issue, and an HOA which can proudly move forward saying that the Fox Follow Housing Association – unlike other associations – is focused on building a proud, inclusive, and participatory community. And that would be for owners and wildlife alike. Nicely done!

Residents Charged with Forging HOA President’s Signature, Stealing Gates

There will never be a shortage for the “dumb things residents do when frustrated” file on CondoFeed. Take for example Desislava Gliha and her husband John Gliha. Desislava was caught on camera buying a money order. Nothing illegal in that, unless you then forge the HOA president’s signature on it, and then use it to pay for the removal of the gates (you know – the gate part of a gated community).

Both Desislava and her husband have been charged with forgery and grand theft regarding the gate removal.

Local news video here.

As always, there’s a history of years of dispute between the owners and the HOA board, and as often happens one side (and HOAs can be asinine and juvenile as well) decides that some “real action” must be done.

Such happy news though, the gates were found and remounted, perfect for the Gliha’s to drive through when returning to their Bristol Estates home after posting bond.

Do You Have Subway Collision Coverage in Your Insurance Condominium Rider?

Not being an insurance expert, I’m not certain what type of coverage your condominium could use to help protect it against wild and untamed subways rampaging across the crowed city skyline. As seen below, this Lo Ovalle, Santiago, Chilean condominium, and 4 cars, was not exempt from these savage attacks.

Apparently this was a high-speed test of the line after the rails had undergone some repair. As such, the train had only the driver on it – who escaped with only minor injury.

Condo Loses Court Case, Considers Fining Defendant Anyways

Gateway Plaza Condominium Association, Vail Colorado, has been unsuccessful in preventing the Arthrex company from opening a surgical training centre in their complex.

The complex, a mixed use building, holds 9 residential condos and about 9 current commercial tenants (realtors, a couple marketing/media companies, designers, financial advisors, and some home contractors and an upscale restaurant). The space Arthrex is looking to utilize previously held a medical office with OB/GYN and ear, nose and throat doctors.

Charles Lipton, president of the condo association, in what I can only read as an act of pettiness and donkey-ness, has indicated the board will examine fining the company for every day it runs the surgical training center. This is a classic example of a board looking at its quasi-judicial powers, and the ability to be their own judge, jury, and executioner (as the real courts didn’t award them their court case) to sledgehammer whoever ticks them off or fails to meet their level of decency.

Hey, if you don’t win in a actual, honest to goodness, real court – you might as well utilize your divine right of condominium to correct that!

Arthrex’s cardinal sin – the surgical (note “surgical”) training lab will utilize parts of actual cadavers. Specifically, the training will use human joints in educating surgeons on orthopedic procedures.

It’s not like the training lab is serving Soylent Green. There’s already a restaurant in the complex.

Condos Can Equal Free Fuel for Electric Cars

Three years ago, when I was president of a 107 unit condominium, I suggested that we may have to take steps to regulate the electrical outlets in the underground parking. I was assuming that at some time an owner would buy an electric car and plug in at night. As electric charges for all common AND titled spaces were paid out of condominium fees (no individual meters) for that condominium, I wasn’t about to have someone freeload their “gas” off the rest of the owners.

I was scoffed and laughed at (awww, poor me!).

Well, Mike Nemat of South Keys condominium, Ottawa Ontario, was doing just that – slipping his power cord into a common property wall socket for his 2012 Chevrolet Volt. Now, once he got caught, he’s been offering to pay $50/month for the right to plug in (he estimates the actual electric bill is about $24/month).

The board is having nothing to do with it, and requires Mr. Nemat to install a $2000 meter to continue his siphoning ways. That’s not going well with Mr. Namat.

The board is within their power to demand a separate meter. Indeed, they’re well within their rights to deny Mr. Nemat access to any electricity served through the common property – and unless the condominium’s by-laws are really poorly written, they should back up the board on that fact.

While I am all for getting off the monkey’s tail of fossil fuels – older, and even newer condominiums – aren’t designed for electric car charging. All new construction moving forward though should have parking stalls that, at minimum, have the wiring and sufficient grid to power every car at once – even if they’re not activated or metered till sometime in the future. Retrofitting will be a pain.

Mr. Nemat should in all honesty have approached his condominium board first before buying his car. It’s much like new owners who buy a condo already possessing a vehicle that’s longer or taller than the by-laws allow, and then complain about the board preventing them from using their titled parking spot. Too bad.